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PostSubject: Happy Birthday    Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:30 pm

Happy Birthday Lenroc!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday    Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:41 pm

cheers May the force be with you.
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday    Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:06 pm

I hear he's a scruffy looking Nerf herder

Oh and Happy Birthday Len
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday    Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:18 am

Thank you, guys!

I turned 35 yesterday but still feel like a 23 years old. I say is good thing but my wife doesn't agree.

See you lot soon as I'm starting to miss the space ships Wink.
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday    Tue Jan 31, 2012 1:04 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday    Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:56 pm

Was going to make gypsy birthday joke, but couldn't think of any. Sad

So, here is another joke instead.

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

The mother claps her hands in glee, and pulls out a pack of smokes, sets them on the agents' desk and takes off her pants, as she bends over the desk pushing her breasts into the agents' face.

The father walks to the other end of the room, and strips naked. The daughter lets out a whistle, and the family dog comes running. The boy takes out a pocketknife and quickly cuts off the dogs' penis, ties it to his sister with some fishing line, and also gets naked.

The mother lights a cigarette, the father rubs himself down with cooking oil, as do the son and daughter. The son takes a running charge at the mother as the daughter chases her brother, with dad not far behind. They slam into the mother all at once - the son in the mom, the sister in her brother, and dad in the very back.

The agent yells as the dog bites his crotch and dies with the agents' penis in his mouth...he screams in pain as the family has the biggest simultaneous orgasm ever. They all sit back and light up cigarettes, waiting for the agents' reaction...

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

bah dum tiss
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday    Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:59 pm

OK here is mine

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he
glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane..

He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat .. As fate would
have it, she took the seat right beside his.

Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or

She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual
Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston "

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting
next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business
role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my
personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the
most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian
who is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it
is men of Jewish descent who are the best.

I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the
Southern Redneck."

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry,"
she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even
know your name...."

"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."

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